Ordering my meal. The ENTIRE time, my grandma is subtly nudging me and whispering “Isn’t the waiter cute?? Isn’t he cute?? He is so cute.” I finally had to give her a “STOP IT” look out of the corner of my eye…
My grandma then goes off about how she can’t believe that she’s 80 years old.. and my mom corrects her because she is only 79… my grandma then gets sad because she wants to be able to say she’s 80. Don’t ask me why.
Waiter walks by. I was looking at my phone at the time. Giant shove from my side… yep, it’s my grandma… “You’re not even looking! Look at him! How can you not think he’s cute! Do you even like boys?? He is so cute.”
Yes, grandma, I do like boys. I assure you.
My uncle jumps in.. “Yeah, he may be cute. But he’s a shitty waiter. He didn’t take away the salad bowls before serving the main meal.”
“Everyone has to learn sometime!! Don’t insult the cutie!!” Ok, grandma…
Everytime he walked by, I got a nudge.
The bill comes.
My uncle opens it. Totally joking, he says”Bridget! He left his number for you!” Without an expression on my face I just look up at him.. not amused. And there’s my grandma. “Did he really?? Can I have it?!”
- Me: What should I wear? Can I just throw on a sweatshirt?
- Mom: You can wear anything. You're Bridget.
- T: Yayyyy I <3 Snow!! I think it's about time for me to make some naked snow angels :D
- B: ....ummm what?
- T: You heard me right ;) ....jk just making sure you were paying attention... it is tempting though... but I would probably literally freeze my nuts off :(
- B: Haha, wow. Yeah, probably not the best idea...
- T: Lol it would be all over the news- "Strange teenager gets neutered. Mother nature style." That would be embarrassing.. That probably gives you a funny yet creepy mental image, am I right?
- B: Yeah...... slightly disturbing.
- T: Hey now I bet you would freeze your boobs off. Hmmm? How do you like them apples?
- B: Well I don't think I would do a naked snow angel in public..
- T: Ahaha lol what omg did I hear you correctly? In public? So you would do one in private?
- B: Umm no.. haha. I probably wouldn't do a naked snow angel... Well I am going to take my dog out so I'll talk to you later sometime..
- T: Lol ok right you're going to take your dog on a walk and then when no one is looking... well.. you know. A naked snow angel. Jk. Have fun in the snow. Goodnight, sleep well with sweet dreams. Don't let the evil naked snow angels get ya ;)