I'm just a collection of atoms

Last summer I took an online math class for review and whenever I finished reading a page, this would come up and spin around for 10 seconds before letting me see the next page.

Remember when the printers at NHS got hacked and nobody could print for a day?

I think I’ll take Intro to Astronomy online next quarter so I can go right into Advanced Astronomy fall quarter… Calculus can wait, right?

“You are approaching 20 absences in one or more classes.”

Oops.

I have a really great attendance record.

Asdfghjkl. My mom just told me she got up early this morning to wipe off all the snow and scrape the ice from my car so I wouldn’t have to before school.

~~Now how am I supposed to tell her I didn’t even go.~~

“In 3rd grade, if someone came up to me and said ‘Yo mamma is so smelly even her poop is glad to escape’.. I would just respond with ‘Your mom’s a whore!’”

~My AP English teacher

Downloaded Huckleberry Finn as an Audiobook for free because I’m too lazy to actually read it for class…